100% proven zodiac analyses

'aries:short-tempered kind-hearted babies
taurus:stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
gemini:intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
cancer:over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
leo:melodramatic fun-loving fucks
virgo:creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
libra:ditsy carefree pacifist qts
scorpio:intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
sagittarius:honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
capricorn:organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
aquarius:extroverted detached open-minded freaks
pisces:sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating


Pink is the flavor, solve the riddle

Flower of Life II, Georgia O’Keefe / Blow, Beyoncé

Big brains at work: & taking media questions (photo courtesy of @SkanaGee )


I’m dead. I died. I am cold in the ground. Nothing cuter than this has ever existed on this planet.

(For the love of god turn the sound on)


If you don't mind me asking. When did you gain your weight?

Tis cool. I started gaining weight around the age of 9 - aka when I started puberty. Yaaay! Before then? I was always thin. And then BOOM, puberty hit and I kept gaining more and more weight. (HORMONES ALWAYS HAVE HAUNTED ME. Around the summer I got my period I was sick with a virus for like 3 months. I kept running high fevers and felt tired - no other symptoms - and right before I was about to be sent to New Orleans to go to a specialist cause my doctor couldn’t find wtf was wrong w me, I got better. Now my doctors think it was just my body not being able to adjust or wtfever to puberty. HORMONES FUCK ME UP. HORMONES ARE MY ENEMY, OK.) I was around 150ish when I was 12 (I could wear my dad’s clothes lol…my dad is a small person, ok) and then I hit 235ish+ around 17-18. I just kept gaining more and more weight no matter what I did. More and moreeeee. It was getting absurd. Not just like your normal “oh I gained 10-15 pounds” it was like “jfc I gained 45 pounds overnight.” (also i had other symptoms like skin discoloration, tiredness, mood swings, excessive body/facial hair, etcetcetcetcetcetc.) And, yeah, I’m not going to deny that I like to eat things…but I swear to god I didn’t have some obsessive appetite where I sat around and just ate like 45 big macs and 450 candy bars, so I was always kinda mystified about why I kept gaining /so much/. But then I found out about the thyroid condition/the pcos shit/insulin resistance/all the other hormonal bullshit and started getting treatment, which has helped me /sooooo much/ in being able to start controlling my weight. It was absurd how “easy” the 60 pounds I lost over the past 2ish years came off. Like absurd. Cause I’ve been trying to diet and etc for yearsssss and never really got far. But this time around? BOOM. WORKING OUT AND WATCHING WHAT I ATE ACTUALLY WORKED. I didn’t have to starve myself daily and make myself sick and my life miserable just to lose 2 pounds every other month. So yeah? Medication. The doctor can be very good. But $$$. I don’t even care about the weight loss per se (well of course I kinda do cause yeah…)…I just feel so much better physically and mentally. MEDICATION, I LOVE THEE. EVEN THO I HATE THEE. 

eta: i make so many typos. cool story bro. 

If I am angry, I will be angry. I will be b l i n d i n g light. I will be r a g e and shaky hands. I will be v e n o m and teary eyes. I will not laugh at your jokes. I will not tuck my f a n g s away to smile for you. I will look you dead in the eye and I will spit out the teeth that are not mine. (x)


They may not see each other for days, or weeks, months… even years at a time. But if there’s love, dear… those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever. All my love to you, poppet, you’re going to be all right… bye-bye.

Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)


Hey look, a bandwagon!

Kat Graham Portrait Session at Comic Con (2014) [x]

Jenna Coleman on the blue carpet tonight at the Doctor Who World Tour in New York City, August 14, 2014.

Mr. President, the Baseship nukes just went hot. If any of our fleet starts spooling up…
They won’t have time to jump before the Cylons fire.